We take what we do very seriously, we take our clients business VERY seriously, but we don’t take ourselves seriously!
There’s a lot of negative reactions to the three letters “SEO”. This comes from some individuals who sold services to unsuspecting website owners without having the knowledge or skills to achieve sustainable results. To lighten the mood we’ve included some jokes for those who are in SEO, or those who have an understanding of it.
A SEO specialist walks into a bar, a tavern, a corner pub, a nightclub, a beverage establishment, a honky tonk, a drinking hole, a pub, a tied house, an alehouse, drinking establishment, a saloon, a brewpub……
Question: How many SEO experts does it take to change a single lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb, lite_bulb?
Two male SEO experts are watching an extremely well-endowed woman jumping on a trampoline. The first one says: “I hate it?” The second is puzzled,”What, the trampoline or her?” The first one says, “Neither, I hate the bounce rate”
The company Search Optimization Officer died
The Company CEO said, “It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent”.
Question: What’s the difference between SEO experts and vampires?
Answer: Vampires only suck blood at night.
(unfortunately this would be funnier if it wasn’t happening everyday!)
A plumber walks into an SEO agency for a personalized quote. After telling the account manager all about his business the account manager recommends the following: “We’ll focus on organic ranking in Google for you. A Facebook page and Twitter account to create your social and that should be about all you need.”
A manufacturer of high tech transistors that are wholesaled world wide walks into an SEO agency for a personalized quote. After telling the accounts manager about the nuances and challenges in this world wide business the account manager recommends the following: “We’ll focus on organic ranking in Google for you. A Facebook page and Twitter account to create your social and that should be about all you need.”
Question: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and California all the SEO companies?
Answer: New Jersey got first pick.